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Additional Text for the 08/11/04 Alumni Sandstorm 
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>>From: John Richardson ('58)

To: George "Pappy" Swan ('59)
Re: St. Puddles Country Club and Pro Shop

Pappy, after long hours and exhausting research, I have
finished the St. Puddles Pro Shop merchandise list for your
perusal and approval. I trust that this will meet your
expectations of me as Puddle Planner and Agent..

ST. PUDDLES PRO SHOP MERCHANDISE LIST 

          All Items Market Priced

Puddle Pith Helmets (for pithing around the puddle) 
Puddle Beanies
Bumper stickers (Puddle Power)
Car and Puddle Boat flags
Hat (Pea Green with Doubloon Gold Bill)
Jacket (Pea Green with Doubloon Gold Lettering (Puddles Unite Make A Pond)
Puddle License Plate Frames
Puddle Magnetic Signs
Puddle Mugs
Puddle Pennants
Puddle Shorts--Pea Green sizes Tiny A__ Nice A__ Big A__ Porkey
Puddle Beach cushions (can be used as flotation device)
Static Cling Tops (Ladies Only)
Static Cling Shorts (Ladies Only)
Sweatshirt—Pea Green with Puddle Logo (PPs Forever) (puddle pals)
Puddle Glow in the Dark Halter Tops
Tank Tops Pea Green (men's and ladies)
Tattoos Permanent (I'm a "PP") (puddle pal)
Tote Bag—Pea Green
Puddle Putter
Phounding Puddle Phather Poster (Our illustrious Phounding Phather 
    Posed Au Natural with the inscription "Have I got a big Puddle or What")
St. Puddles Golf Bags—Pea G. A. Green (genuine imitation leather)
St Puddles Golf Shoes--- two tone Pea G. A. Green and
Doubloon Gold (genuine imitation leather)
T-Shirt – (glow in the dark Puddle)
T-Shirt – (St. Puddles Golf & Country Club)
T-Shirt – ("PP's" Unite) (puddle pals)
T-Shirt – (Splash-um)
Puddle Beer Coolies with Puddle Logo (Born to Puddle Around)

Pappy, I await your thoughts on the above list of products.
Lastly, my good and very close friend Gary Persons ('57) has
requested that he be allowed several concessions for "PPP
Estates" and I as "PP Agent, think that you should allow him
these concessions. You probably do not know this, (I really
feel sorry for the man) but Gary has been under tremendous
pressure from his personal puddle pal Jan Bollinger Persons
('60). I tried to help Gary with their Puddle problem and
she sicked a marriage counselor on me. Anyway, I think we
should do whatever we can to help Gary get out from under
this unfounded oppression. I await your reply..

-John Richardson ('58)
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