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Additional Text for the 10/9/06 Alumni Sandstorm 
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>>From: Ann Clancy Andrews ('50)

To: BOMBER BIKER BABES AND DUDES

Received this e-mail from my nephew. Jim and Cheryl ride a Harley-
Davidson. I KNOW this is what he would do! *LOL*

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I
answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a
lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some
friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out
for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I
can hear a car setting off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the
corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up
just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I
should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down
I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again
and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my
Harley Davidson, Ole Blue, next to the garage and then hide behind it so
I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was
while crouching behind my Harley that I noticed that the rocker boxes on
my engine seem to be leaking a little oil. 

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer 
for repair?

Joe Harrilla, Trafford, Pa.
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