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Additional Text for the 08/05/04 Alumni Sandstorm 
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>>From: John Richardson ('58)

To: Gary Persons ('57)
Re: Stump Puddle
    Gary!!! It looks like the "Puddle Pals" have stirred up 
another member of the Bomber family to write. It is truly 
good to hear from you, Blah, Blah, Blah,- Blah, Blah, Blah.
    Now, I want to talk to you like the good friend that you
know that I am. In reading your letter to Ann Clancy Andrews
('50) (very classy lady) I see that you are under tremendous
pressure from your "significant other" to Provide a Pristine
Pleasure Puddle for your very own Puddle Pal. Gary, I
implore you, Do Not Touch That Stump!!! The overall success
of your Puddle hangs in the balance of what you do this day!
Do not let your little ole Puddle Pal Prod and Push you 
into a Puddle disaster. I know what you are thinking, you're
thinking "what in the heck is he talking about", and your
little ole Puddle Pal is thinking, "I'm gonna kill him"!
Well Gary, I'll tell you what I'm talking about!!! I'm
talking "Pappy's Designer Puddles" It's a new line that 
just hit the Market! We have English Puddles, We have Irish
Puddles, We have Asian Puddles, (kinda oblong), We have
French Puddles (not real popular), We have the New York City
High-rise Puddle, so Gary, once again I say, don't make the
mistake that others have, (knew a guy tried to build his own
puddle, now he has a sink hole)!! Gary take your time,
months, years, to make your perfect decision and when you
do, bring your check book. (don't worry bout your little ole
Puddle Pal, She'll understand, she'll know in her heart,
that you as usual, are right).

-John Richardson ('58)
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