******************************************** Additional Text for the 08/06/04 Alumni Sandstorm ******************************************** >>From: Gary Persons ('57) To: J.W. Richardson ('58) [Not to be confused with J.W. of "Pilgrim" fame, or J.R. of "Dallas" fame] Re: Stump Puddles Yeah, right! It's easy for you to say don't touch that stump--you don't have to live with the Little Woman who is determined to have a puddle! In any case, before I can do anything, I need to get the surveyors and blasters over here to determine how far the house needs to be moved. That will probably be necessary to assure The One In Charge that our Pitifully, Paltry stump Puddle is Placed in the Proper Perspective to our Pithy Plants. Hopefully, this phase won't take more than a year (push or pull). I suspect those foreign-sounding puddles you describe are Probably Profoundly Pricey for my Payroll. (Could probably get one a lot better and cheaper at Grogan's War Surplus Store--right, Pappy?) To: George "Pappy: Swan ('59) Re: Pappy's Puddle Development I am, by nature, a normally quiet, reserved and shy individual. However, since reading of John Richardson's ('58) and John Browne's ('61) plans for development of the puddle shore, golf course and I don't know what all, I have a question: Why are the youngsters getting all the good deals on your property?! Since I believe you to be a fair man (heh, heh), I am suggesting that in your future granting of rights to prosperity, you might include more "mature" individuals. (Hey, as Louis L'Amour would say, when you're out there among 'em, ya' got to be able to "fork your own broncos," and when you want to get things started, you "open the ball.") With this in mind, I propose that you grant to me the "amber liquid" concession on all Puddle property. This would include those days in July after the Atomic Cup is moved from Columbia Park to Pappy's Puddle. Looking forward to an affirmative response so that supplies can be ordered for next summer. Gary Persons ('57) ~ Spokane P. S. I would also be happy to discuss the possibility for long-term contracts on concessions such as food, bleachers, parking, etc. ********************************************