******************************************** Jeff Curtis ('69) - Alumni Sandstorm ~ 04/17/05 ******************************************** >>From: Jeff Curtis ('69) II. The Road Most Traveled There were several standard routes to my elementary school; options influenced on a day-to-day basis by various factors. This included where the friends you were picking up along the way lived, and in the fall, for instance, if there were giant piles of sycamore leaves to wade through in the yards along Birch Street. Or in the spring, if the bings were ripe on the trees at the far end of Tinkle. But the preferred path, and the road most often traveled, was across the field in back of Westgate shopping center. We called it the "dirt road" Mom always told us not to go that way as there was an old abandoned irrigation canal cutting through it at one time, and in its day, contained nasty looking ponds of brackish slime-water that seemed to lay still, patiently waiting for a small child to slip in and create a tragic headline in the next day's Herald. She needn't have worried. I am not aware of a single newsworthy tragedy to have been the result of its existence. Besides, we were all convinced at the time that those stagnant pools of algae and pond-scum were the breeding grounds for the horrific virus that caused the dreaded crippler of innocent children (just like me). We referred to any such backwashes as containing "polio water", and we wouldn't get within a hundred feet of them even if offered a quarter. Let me tell you, a quarter could buy you a whole Hostess cherry pie and a curvy bottle of Orange Crush, satisfying two of the FDA's recommended daily servings of the fruit group. However, the ditch was covered up eventually, then paved over, becoming an extension to Alder Street connecting it to Van Geisen. Mom wasn't aware that it no longer existed, however, and thus the dire warning each and every time she had an inkling that we might be headed in that direction. My brothers and I found that it was usually better to affably agree than to argue the point, and then do whatever we had in mind in the first place. I mean really, that approach always seemed to work for Eddie Haskell. Most episodes anyway. So merrily we cut behind Westgate's cinder block backside kicking up dust bombs, tapping stink beetles on the carapace (to see them elevate their backsides and spray bug-musk like an itty-bitty skunk), and picking up goat heads in the soles of our Keds. I didn't often ride my bike this way as I would likely end up walking beside the big Schwinn, with a flat tire. Or maybe two. I was on the spy for a couple of empty beer cans. Pop was in bottles but beer was in steel cans, and no pop-tops, that you could stomp real hard with your sneakers causing the top and the bottom of the can to crimp in at the edges, gripping your feet and forming the click-clacking wonder of "horseshoes" as you clomped joyfully, if somewhat awkwardly, down the sidewalk. Alas, on this day it was not to be. Apparently the high school kids were doing their recreational drinking out in the desert and not hiding out behind Westgate these days. But I found an old pop bottle cap in the dirt and expertly gripping it between thumb and middle finger, held it up near my ear and "snap" (sound of me snapping my fingers) the bottle cap sailed like a tiny Frisbee and bounced off the back of my brother's head. "Hey!" "Shut up." "That hurt." "Shut up." " ." "Shut up." "I didn't even say anything!" "Sh-u-u-u-u-u-u-t u-u-u-u-u-u-u-p! " Intelligent conversation is one of the benefits of the non-peer sibling relationship. At any rate, we found the dirt road a little touch of wilderness breaking up the monotony of the otherwise overly-civilized, paved and curbed journey to the day's lessons, thus was considered precious and held with great fondness. I emerged at the Conoco station on the corner of Wright and Van Giesen none the worse for wear, neither drowned nor crippled and with the satisfaction of having caused my brother some small degree of discomfort. While waiting for the patrol boy to extend his red "STOP" banner at the crosswalk, insuring that no errant motorists would be flattening any little pedestrians in the intersection, I, for the thousandth time in the last few days, thought about the end of the school year, now only a few days away, and a summer of unending frivolity to follow. There was something about the late spring that always managed to lift my spirits. Longer hours of daylight, the return of warm weather and, ultimately, the cessation of classroom obligations, were all contributing factors in my seasonally upbeat attitude. And that last one was a biggie. It accounted for much joy and optimism amongst all of those in my immediate social circle. Yep - just a few more days and I could say goodbye to the fifth grade forever. Life was certainly good. The fact that sixth grade was just over the horizon had no dampening effect at all. When you are ten years old, three months or so is nearly forever, and any pending responsibilities residing that far in the future could easily be relegated to the back, back burner and dutifully ignored. The crossing guard stepped out into the crosswalk, unfurled his traffic control flag and indicated that it was now safe for what had, in the interim, become a small congregation of youthful commuters, to proceed across the street. However, he cast a scornful eye on us all, wordlessly indicating that we would be "reported" if we ran, pushed, shoved or caused any commotion whatsoever during the traverse. There was plenty of time for commotion and behaving myself while crossing the street was within the bounds of even my limited self-control. From where we now stood, it was a straight shot east to Jason Lee Elementary School. With morning traffic whizzing by, we proceeded up the sidewalk on the last leg of our trip. I fell in behind my brother and, with perfect timing, stepped on the back of his right sneaker, collapsing it beneath his heel in mid-step. It was a perfectly executed flat tire. "Hey! Stop it!" "Shut up." "That hurt." "Shut up." " ." "Shut up." "I didn't even say anything!" "Sh-u-u-u-u-u-u-t u-u-u-u-u-u-u-p! " To be continued... Jeff Curtis ('69) Seattle, WA ********************************************